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spectacular acrobatic feats

Mundomar has unveiled its new dolphin show. It features a team of synchronised swimmers moving in total unison aided and abetted by the dolphins performing spectacular acrobatic feats.

Benidorm Football club introduced its new striker to the world this week. He's Thiago Belmonte, a Brazilian who's already played for three Spanish clubs, Zamora, Pontevedra and Badajoz. He's promised goals, goals and more goals, and is quoted as saying that, 'a forward can't live without goals.'

Benidorm police are conducting their annual campaign to eradicate scooter noise. Owners of scooters over 2 years old must prove that their vehicle has passed the noise emission test in a technical inspection and is not a nuisance to the rest of the world.

31 July 2008 Stephen White.