Macho Monkeys

mating with a female

The latest study by boffins at Benidorm's Terra Natura theme park leads us to believe that they need to get out more. Their latest project involves a detailed analysis based on months of observation of man's closest relative, the monkey.

Scientists will isolate a group of male monkeys to see if their behaviour differs from when they are with female monkeys!!???!

Watching Sky Sports

A couple of nights observing monkey business round Benidorm led us to the following conclusions about the male of the species; they'll drink and watch more football on the telly than is good for them, cleaning duties will be neglected, the smallest member of the group will be the butt of all jokes, and despite having such a great time with the lads, mating with a female will be the prime objective of all in the group.

6 August 2009 Stephen White.